Archive - Candy for Breakfast

November 2024

What I've Been Reading About the Election

Nov 7, 2024

October 2024

Having a Kid Is Already Fucking Me Up and He Hasn't Even Been Born Yet

The only essay you'll ever read about parenthood that compares it to fucking a sheep.

Oct 27, 2024

September 2024

How terrible music and ridiculous outfits taught me to love dancing

Sep 8, 2024

August 2024

So You Want to Be a Machine Politician

Everything you didn’t realize you wanted to know about mid-century machine politics

Aug 8, 2024

July 2024

A Reboot Stamping on a Human Face—Forever

Every movie is a remake. And so is every election, apparently.

Jul 8, 2024

June 2024

Political Memoirs, Reviewed

Assorted thoughts on a few political memoirs, which I keep reading despite being inevitably disappointed.

Jun 7, 2024

April 2024

Some Quick Tips on Finding Love

Practical and impractical advice from my hard-earned experience.

Apr 14, 2024

January 2024

The Humanities Are "Useless"—And That’s Okay

Searching for a practical reason to study the humanities will inevitably fail

Jan 22, 2024

December 2023

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